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Weekly Pet Challenge – “Oh Mommy…really…”

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“Oh mommy…really do you have to use the big bad vacuum?”

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Not much to say except, Mommy had to vacuum, which meant interrupting Sydnee Pee’s sunbathing session, which meant flashing Mommy the big brown eyes and dropping the big pointy ears and making Mommy feel guilty…but Mommy overcame the torture and did what any housecleaning Mommy has to do – suck up all of the dog hair being shed by ‘you know who’!

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December 9, 2014 at 12:46 pm 16 comments

Weekly Pet Challenge – Guiltee Pee!

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I will let the photographs speak for themselves:

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Evidence!

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This is the look of guilt.

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It was a typical Thursday morning.  Both Pee’s ate breakfast and big Pee headed upstairs to take a shower.  Mommy finished making big Pee’s lunch and then headed upstairs to get dressed.  Mommy always assures Sydnee Pee that she will be down in a few minutes so she can go outside.  Mommy was gone approximately 10 minutes ~ she walked down the stairs to find a mess by her work bag.  Pee was nowhere by the sliding balcony door nor at the foot of the stairs.  Mommy turned around and voila!  She was on her couch.  How she got up is anyone’s guess.  Mommy typically has to boost her up in the morning. (Arthritis…or so I thought…) 

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November 25, 2014 at 12:22 pm 24 comments

Weekly Pet Challenge – A Sunday Syd

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Sunday lazing on the couch…

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Sydnee Pee in prime sleeping position.

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When Peyton is not home, life is boring.  Mom would join Sydnee Pee on the couch but where would she fit?

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Pee loves her bedmy couchour couch – the couch/bed.

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What more is there to say?  Sometimes Pee prefers the comforts of the couch…I mean it is her couch, after all, to do with what she wants.

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November 11, 2014 at 12:34 pm 17 comments

the answer

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minds forming questions

questions seeking answers

but

what do answers want?

~ ~ ~ quite a perplexing question ~ ~ ~

do answers want to be revealed?

or

do answers prefer a life of mystery?

I do not know

~ however ~

when I find an answer to this question,

I will certainly ask!

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October 21, 2014 at 3:00 pm 17 comments

M.I.A.

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it was the end of the day,

i walked in from the garage

and

in the corner of my eye ~

I SAW IT!

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in the office, no less

it was big,

it was huge,

and

it stared with

ALL OF IT’S MIGHT!

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not certain what to do,

i stood

still

trying to think

as a pounding heart

was drowning my thoughts ~

should i catch & release

or

squish & dispose ~

i don’t know…

i mean

WHAT IF IT BITES?

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so

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i ran back to the garage,

grabbed a few towels for defense

and

returned to the vicious imposter,

while i tried to compose

my squeamish, frenzied nerves

and

devise a plan of

ATTACK

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but

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before i commenced my evening campaign

of

tossing the towel, scooping up

and

taking outside,

i felt this arachnid

needed

a parting gift

~ a selfie ~

 to document it’s moment of

FAME

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so

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i got as close as i could,

set up the shot

and

tried my best not to scare it away

 ~ however ~

it

vaulted to the carpet,

scurried behind the bookcase

and

now

this vicious creature is

M.I.A.

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spidey

the beast

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October 9, 2014 at 4:00 pm 39 comments

a follow up to: “to or not to…”

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yes,

i know i have y’all hangin’ ~

wonderin’ what was IT ~

what could IT have been…

after hours  (actually 15 minutes) of debate and spreadsheets,

calculations and picking mom’s brain,

it seems it was an extra-large with two toppings ~

spicy Italian sausage

and

green peppers

there was,

however,

a mystery…

a mystery still weighing heavily on my son’s mind…

a mystery sauce

with

origins unknown…

oh dear,

i can only hope and pray it was tossed!

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photo 1

yes….actual text communication…

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photo 2

i am still waiting on an update…

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ps:  PLEASE – I BEG YOU – Pretend you did not see a certain nickname…PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!

September 16, 2014 at 2:58 pm 16 comments

same two words….

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every year

i ask the same two questions,

and

every year

the answers never change.

for the first i ask

“How was your day”

and

with one word

the answer is…….

“BORING”

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the next one is simple –

“So, what did you do”

and

i would expect a little more explanation

BUT

he never strays from his usual response

and

with a tired sigh

he says……

“NOTHING”

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SO,

you can imagine my surprise,

on the first day of school

when my typical inquiries were made ~

a total of five words

popped out of his mouth ~

i was stunned,

i was shocked,

i was amazed!

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i just about back ended the car in front,

and

thought I was going to faint ~

when the words

“NOT BAD”

&

“SOME INTERESTING STUFF”

spilled from his mouth,

via

his 16 (almost 17) year old brain!

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i have nothing more to add to this piece

because i am still in a state of shock,

so

i will say

THANK YOU for reading,

i must get back to work now

i am being bad ~

why

because

i am still on the clock!!!

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August 26, 2014 at 4:00 pm 16 comments

the lost and found

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i spend all of my time getting lost

and

none of my time getting found.

what does this all mean?

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what if i spend the rest of my life lost

and

none of my life found

what does this all mean?

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am i living in the lost and found of life

or

am i living in the always lost and never found of life

or

maybe i am found, but do not know because i am lost getting there…to the place which is found…that i cannot see because i am lost?

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oh dear…does any one have directions?

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huh

huh?

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August 8, 2014 at 3:00 pm 17 comments

Weekly Pet Challenge – Pee and J

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“I am being double teamed and coerced by Jordy and mommy for a photo…well, I will show them…”

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“AHA! Take that!!! The ‘ear in the eye’ move…”

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“Now that I think about it, I do love being with Jordy…I can smile, too…”  Say Cheese!

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I have many pictures of my boys and I have many pictures of Sydnee Pee.  I have many pictures of her with Peyton and Jordan and many with each one individually – but – this last photo – this one is a special one.  Sydnee Pee has a smile that appears ONLY when she is with her brothers – photo #3 is that smile!

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August 5, 2014 at 11:30 am 25 comments

the game of ‘what’flies

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frenzy of flying insects

enticed by summer’s moisture

unsuspecting halos buzzing overhead

a bountiful bug buffet

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definition of a whatfly (according to me):

any flying insect 

June 18, 2014 at 3:27 pm 8 comments

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